Snowed in (bummed in boulder)

dude. Fuck snow. Seriously. Cancelled flight. Stuck in Colorado til Friday now.

Weather.com says:
A WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 6 PM MDT THURSDAY. SNOW…HEAVY AT TIMES WILL CONTINUE INTO THURSDAY. TOTAL SNOWFALL ACCUMULATIONS OF 10 TO 18 INCHES ARE EXPECTED…WITH UP TO 24 INCHES POSSIBLE NEAR THE FOOTHILLS. NORTH WINDS WILL INCREASE TO 15 TO 30 MPH WILL PRODUCE AREAS OF BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW. POWER OUTAGES WILL BE POSSIBLE BECAUSE OF THE ADDED WEIGHT OF THE HEAVY WET SNOW ON BRANCHES AND POWER LINES AND SOME TREE BRANCHES MAY ALSO SNAP DUE TO THE WEIGHT OF THE SNOW. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS… RESIDENTS SHOULD EXPECT WINTER STORM CONDITIONS THROUGH THURSDAY. ROADS WILL BECOME SLUSHY AND SNOWPACKED WITH ROAD CLOSURES POSSIBLE. IF YOU MUST TRAVEL TODAY OR THURSDAY…TAKE ALONG A WINTER SURVIVAL KIT.

What the hell is a winter survival kit?!?